I'm just not the hero type. Clearly.

Basically I love films.

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  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face

Posted May 30, 2012 at 6:22 pm 33084 notes

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Posted May 29, 2012 at 12:35 am 4885 notes

My new little baby. She’s called Mona.

My new little baby. She’s called Mona.

Posted May 28, 2012 at 8:20 pm

I had a dream last night that I got stung by a wasp on both of my thumbs. The stinger came off and was in my skin and I had to pull it out. And then today while I was driving a yellow jacket flew into my car and I killed it with a pack of cigarettes.

Posted May 25, 2012 at 9:14 pm

My dog is having an anxiety attack. I have no idea what to do.

Posted May 21, 2012 at 7:04 pm

despondence: hawkeye in his natural habitat

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despondence:

hawkeye in his natural habitat

Posted May 21, 2012 at 1:36 am 20014 notes

My fucking 8 year old brother will not stop spouting religious bullshit at me. He just spent 10 minutes telling me how everyone on earth is related cause we all came from Adam and Eve. Fucking hell.

Posted May 19, 2012 at 9:29 pm

I’m currently about to fall asleep on a mattress with no sheet, wearing jeans and my sneakers, using my backpack as a pillow. I feel strangely comfortable. And slightly homeless.

Posted May 19, 2012 at 4:43 am

14/50 » The Avengers

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14/50 » The Avengers

Posted May 17, 2012 at 3:10 pm 33 notes

I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious between Siri and I.

I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious between Siri and I.

Posted May 15, 2012 at 5:27 am